yiling matriarch (
marginalia) wrote2003-06-04 10:54 pm
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[eta - here's the fluffy bit. very fluffy. um. no pun intended.
i need some liquid courage before i can a) finish and b) post the other version of this story -
dom always volunteered to do the laundry. billy was puzzled until one saturday, investigating strange noises, he peeked into the laundry room and found dom carefully conducting a static cling experiment or possibly enacting performance art. socks and boxers adhered to his torso as he folded laundry to the beat of cyndi lauper.
billy bit the inside of his lip to stop the giggling and slipped away, but when dom wandered through the kitchen, laundry basket braced on one slim hip and a trouser sock still attached firmly to his ass, billy gave up all pretense and collapsed with laughter. ]
i need some liquid courage before i can a) finish and b) post the other version of this story -
dom always volunteered to do the laundry. billy was puzzled until one saturday, investigating strange noises, he peeked into the laundry room and found dom carefully conducting a static cling experiment or possibly enacting performance art. socks and boxers adhered to his torso as he folded laundry to the beat of cyndi lauper.
billy bit the inside of his lip to stop the giggling and slipped away, but when dom wandered through the kitchen, laundry basket braced on one slim hip and a trouser sock still attached firmly to his ass, billy gave up all pretense and collapsed with laughter. ]

OMG
you better get your ass to the hill and stay the hell away from spokane! no spokane for you!!!
spokane bad!
evil!
twisted like a politician.
as bad as my spelling without spell checker, webster.com or you around to help me out.
as bad as the web without GOOGLE.
think about it.
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can you imagine my mom watching jackass? the idea of it KILLS me.
dood. i need to be on the hill. they sold the house, but we don't have to be out until august 15th. i need a job -and- an apartment. and a girlfriend, but i guess we can work on that later.
there is much stress.
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he peeked into the laundry room and found dom carefully conducting a static cling experiment or possibly enacting performance art.
I almost died. Or at least I almost woke my husband up with the laughing.
I *heart* you. :)
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Hilarious!! *finds a kindred spirit in laundry!Dom*
Fantastic. The exact thing I needed this morning.
*hearts you*
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thank you :)